March 2011
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February 2011
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I saw that and I was so excited because I knew I was going to be sucking that...
– Paula Dean, Top Chef
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WUOG screw ups have made or been a party to:
blacknblueland:
Multiple, multiple times I played songs with cuss words in them. Usually it was a rotation song that wasn’t marked, but still.
I would play 17 minute long songs because our bathroom at the time was on the floor below us (my song of choice was a Mono one) and I had to pee.
I would play 30 minute songs when someone wanted to go smoke on the roof, which we got to by climbing...
Lame, Fulton County. No more burritos for us. →
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Welcome to the 7th ring of hell
After drinking a bottle of wine my mother just said “P in the V” in relation to my 18 year old sister.
UPDATE: I called my sister to tell her what happened and she responded “Tell that whore to shut her face.”
My sweetie and I have big dinner plans for Valentine’s Day. I really like to eat. But I guess you’re supposed to make whoopie on this day too. Do I: a) Eat everything I want and pretend to be asleep once p-and-v time rolls around? b) Eat everything I want and put on some loud music to drown out the sloshing in my belly? c) Eat hardly anything, let the romance happen, then creep downstairs to ...
Do you ever see any old picture of yourself and...
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why is it so hard to find body glitter at target? FAIL
Recaps of the American Idol auditions on Culture... →
Literally the worst movie I have ever seen. →