March 2011
101 posts
Why did Phlash and I never think to mic our apartments?
Phlash: i keep thinking this is you
me:haha
she is prettier
nicer jawline
haha
but, she does have my haircut
Phlash:i kinda feel like it would be if me and you had a kid it would look like that
me: YES
so true
hahahah
lets breed
Phlash: hahahhahahhahahahha
we woud have beautiful children
me: we would we would ensure that the human race would not be fugly going forwardPhlash: well dressed kid
me: corduroy ampersand damoore damoorow
Phlash: i could see you wearin that dress
oh god it’s so you
we would have the best name
let’s have kids
me: DONE
philly phourth weekend of romance
and breeding
tell joe and the roommates will need the house and a baster
ugh take back take back take back
2:30 PM but yes
Phlash: hahahhhhhh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww hahaha
me: when i get to phills
i will find the girl and tell her to stop copying my life
unless she is our child frm the future
and her name is ampersand damorrow
Phlash: hahaha if i met someone with that name i would be stoked
me: umm, you will
when we have our first child
we will need to have chris carry the baby though
cause i dont think i can give up my body for 9 months
Phlash: hahah
i need to drink alcohol yo
me: do you mean generally or thats why you dont want babies?
both are good answers
Jumping on The Onion horoscope train →
theonion.com
Gemini
The bellboy will be a little intimidated by all your luggage, but, frankly, a single suitcase nuke won’t do the job on a city that size.
Neil Gaiman's 'American Gods' Set to Become a Movie | TotalFilm →
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Neil Gaiman’s novel American Gods is set to be made into a movie.The British author has revealed that the rights to the novel have been sold and a top secret director has boarded the project.
Though no details beyond that are known, Gaiman is clearly very excited that one of his most celebrated works is to get the film treatment.
“There is one cinematographer and director on board,” he says, “who has many, many Oscars and is, I think, a genius.”
Coraline and The Graveyard Book lead me to believe that this is going to be fantastic.
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A Rhetorical Analysis of Rebecca Black’s Viral Hit “Friday” →
thoughtcatalog.com
“Cory Matthews on TGIF’s Boy Meets World once said, “Friday, I love Friday. Soon I’m gonna be home for the whole weekend.” Eighteen years later, 13-year-old pop singer Rebecca Black echoes this notion with a subtle rebellion against the teeny boppers of the 21st century. In her first single “Friday,” Ms. Black blasts the Tiger Beat-reading and Justin Bieber-worshipping establishment with a devilishly scorching rebuke of the lifestyle. She asks, “Why must we gotta get down on Friday?””
I realized "physical altercation" needs clarification:
Matt: what happened!?
me: i got into a fight with a 350lb black woman who stole my parking spot. she did the bitch please finger wave as she was pulling into it even though i hd been sitting there with my signal on, so i yelled at her that she was a stupid lazy bitch and i said something to her as i was walking towards target and she got up in my face and tried to slap me
Matt: hahah!@
me: so i flung my tote beg with the laptop in it as hard as i could at her chest and then sprinted in the opposite direction
Matt: nice!hahah
me: i knocked the wind out of her
Matt: what did she do?
me: she stood there fucking wheezing and then hauled her dumb ass to ross i guess
Matt: hahahthat is great
me: i was irate
Matt: well good job that is definitely not passive
me: im just glad there wasnt a copshe caught me on the wrong fucking day
Matt: that is great
me: i was shaking for like 5 mins after i was still so pissed
Matt: I bet
me: i sandyed her ass
I just got in a physical altercation with a 350lb black woman in the Edgewood Target parking lot. And won.
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Fela Kuti
Fela Kuti
my ipod shuffle is trying to depress me
stop playing mike kinsella dammit
“Friday’s 9.0-magnitude earthquake was so powerful that it actually widened Japan. While parts of the country barely moved, other regions are now 13 feet closer to the United States. The earthquake may also have tilted the earth’s axis and shortened the day by 1.8 millionths of a second. Does this mean that GPS navigation systems in Japan are broken?”
—Japan has shifted 13 feet! Holy crap! http://www.slate.com/id/2288382/
“I don’t think you could have had the rise of baseball without gambling. It was not worthy of press coverage. What made baseball seem important was when gamblers figured out a way to spur interest in it. … In the beginning, there were people who turned their noses up at gambling but they recognized the necessity of it. You would not have had a box score. You would not have had an assessment of individual skills. You would not have had one player of skill moving to another club if there were not gambling in it.”
—Major League Baseball’s official historian John Thorn explains the earliest days of the game — when side bets were frequent and it was relatively easy to approach a player and ask him to throw a game. (via nprfreshair)
Why does the grad school work week have to be Monday-Sunday 7-2am?
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What are your thoughts on the Oxford comma?
SPRING 2011 CONCERT featuring LUDACRIS
Friday, April 1, 2011
Doors Open at 7 p.m., Show starts at 8 p.m.
GSU Sports Arena
In December the student body submitted their choices for the artist for the 2011 spring concert. More than 1500 students placed their vote and we are excited to bring you one of the top three artists: LUDACRIS!!
Ticket Information:
GSU students only may purchase tickets in person for $20 each beginning on Monday, March 14, with a valid student ID, at the Student Center Info Desk or the Sports Arena Box Office. Students may also purchase tickets for their guest(s) for $35.
General Admission tickets will be available on March 24 for $35 at the above locations and www.ticketmaster.com ( http://www.ticketmaster.com/ ).
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George Jefferson was Gong's biggest fan →
magnetmagazine.com
“Ten years ago, writer Mitch Myers profiled prog-rock legend Daevid Allen (Soft Machine, Gong), who told us of his strange encounter with actor Sherman Hemsley (a.k.a. George Jefferson). Here is the story of Hemsley’s obsession with flying teapots and his alleged den of iniquity that housed an LSD lab, a harem of naked girls and crack/freebase depots on every floor.”
