Ladies! Do you have fake rock-hard tits, tattoos covering 90% of your body and hair any color other than “human”? Were/are you a stripper, ironically or otherwise? Are you really good at appearing nonchalant and unimpressed towards everyone, all the time?
Basically, could qualify to appear on “Rock of Love”? Or really just at industry night at the Graveyard?
If you answered “yes” to any of those questions, CONGRATULATIONS. You could be the Next Miss East Atlanta!
This has herpes and a coke problem written all over it.